Thursday, November 24, 2005

Picture of the Day

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Facts of the Day

Top 30 facts of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Leader of the Day

Let's chat with Kim Jong Il!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Food of the Day

So yeah, carrots. He tells me that if someone eats a whole lot of carrots, they will turn orange for a while. I find it hard to believe, but he is always right about such things. It's also important to note that he doesn't actually specify how many carrots or for how long one would turn orange. For all I know at this point, it could be following the, "you are what you eat" principle and turning you into an actual carrot.

Time passes...

I'm driving down the road thinking about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden, BAM!! An idea hits me like a pound a bricks. Passing motorists mistake this as a cursory head banging. I need to find out if this whole, "turn yourself orange" thing works. Ideas start forming in my head, necessitating more head rocking. I know what I need to do, I need to consume enough carrots to turn myself orange!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Superhero of the Day

Everyone hates Aquaman.
When they first formed the Super Friends, they had a good time making office pools on how long it would take until they had to rescue Aquaman again. Now it's just part of the day's scheduled events. Their day goes breakfast, arts and crafts, Earth Science, Batman's Bat-Tips, Lunch, free time, rescue Aquaman, lecture Aquaman, crisis prevention, song practice, rescue Aquaman, punch Aquaman, dinner.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Picture of the Day

Love of the Day

Walesinabottle. Now you can have a piece of wales.
Your breath of fresh air from Wales comes to you in a
stylish presentation box and is accompanied with a personal certificate.