Uselessness of the Day

Sprayonmud is a specially formulated spray-on product for anyone that wants to give friends, neighbours, colleagues or just anyone at all, the impression that they have been off-road or, at the very least, out in the country for the weekend.

Strangeness of the Day

Lance is a really nice guy, so someone nice would probably be good. And he's one of eight kids, and we think he wants a lot of kids, so you'd have to be down with the 'big family' thing. Why don't you submit yourself, submit a friend, or tell a friend to help us help him? Date Lance.

Uselessness of the Day

dottedline.com
The name says it all.

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People who don't have anything else to do turn to question English grammar.

Now that text messaging has become a normal method of communication, "text" appears to have become a verb, as in "Text your vote in now". Once that vote has been sent, what is the past tense? I don't think that I can bring myself to use "texted", but always saying "sent a text message" seems to be a contrived way to avoid "texted".

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Have you noticed thata lot of men over a certain age look like country music superstar Kenny Rogers?
Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers.

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This site is about blah blah blah.
The name says it all.

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"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia. I make this fantasy a reality. Using the latest digital techniques, I combine a photo of your pet with the uniform and background of your choice."

Free Time of the Day

Most people don't realize this, but electric lamps are horribly manufactured, grossly overpriced and a general waste of money.

Lamps, generally speaking, are nothing more than a façade that holds a light bulb socket in place so a bulb can be screwed in. On a basic level, an incandescent lamp has been made from the same stuff -- wire, switch and socket -- since it was invented.

As a result, making your own lamps is easier than you'd think, requiring a rather small amount of hardware, the kinds of tools that are most likely somewhere in your toolbox already and a wee bit of creativity. Nearly anything can be made into a housing unit for a lightbulb, including a wide variety of household appliances. But out of everything in my kitchen, nothing I've tried makes a better lamp than a blender.

HOW TO DO SOME IDIOTIC THINGS By Eric Gillin

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Gizoogle. Translate everything into tizzle talk.

Too Much Time

Welcome to I Am A Turtle dot org. This webpage is completely pointless.

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Stupidity Doesn't Have a Limit

Congratulation! Your distant cousin in Congo is going to send you $100000000000000000!!!!
Create your own spam email!

Too Much Time

Okay, here's another ultimate too much time:
Mr. Nice Hands.

Life Lesson

Hate the noise of your neighbors?
It's revenge time!

Too Much Time

Another ultimate too much time
On and off.

Life Lesson

Elvis' hero? Captain Marvel Jr.!

If you think you know all about Captain Marvel Jr.’s influence on Elvis Presley ... think again! Because the World’s Mightiest Boy didn't just influence the King of Rock and Roll's hairstyle — Captain Marvel Jr. helped shape Elvis’ entire lifestyle.

Stupidity Doesn't Have a Limit

As a small child I used to go to the grocery with my mom. There was a brown coin-op riding horse in the front of the store that I ALWAYS wanted to ride. My mom wouldn't let me, saying it was a waste of money, and usually throwing in some mention of the gum she just bought (as though my minuscule attention span could be satisfied with something that happened five minutes ago). One day, most likely after I threw a bratty fit, she let me ride the horse. I climbed atop his leather saddle, put my feet in the stirrups and awaited a great adventure with my trusty hooved companion. Mom inserted the quarter. About a minute later I couldn't figure out why I made such a big deal. It was an idealistic dream that would never be the same again. My innocence lost, I grew into adulthood and assumed my role in society and found a job. In a roll of quarters there are forty rides. It's time for my gainful employment to bankroll me in making up for lost time....

Unusual

Welcome to Shakeskin gallery. We want you to contribute. It's easy: all you need is a camera and some loose skin.

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English to Pig Latin Translator

Life Lesson

1000 More People More Annoying than Mick Hucknall
Is there anyone more annoying than Mick Hucknall? We like to think so! We hope that there is a steady flow of living celebrities who are more annoying than the ginger Simply Red lead man.

In order to prove this, we keep a database of 1000 living, non-fictional celebrities which are, in most people's opinion... More annoying than Mick Hucknall.

Stupidity Doesn't Have a Limit

This is not a site.
The name says it all.

Life Lesson

Insulting Nickname Generator
Mine is:
Creepy MacDork

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Helvetica Vs Arial
Take the role of Helvetica, and let Arial know we don't need its type around here.

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We do it everyday, yet we do not talk about it. It is 'taboo' on one hand and impolite to talk about it. Yet, when we go to 'toilets away from home' we sometimes put up with the many discomforts like hygiene problems, inadequate sanitation, design flaws and many other problems associated with public toilets.
World Toilet Organization is a non-profit organization comprises of currently 17 members.

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Blanksite.com

The name says it all.

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The next World Beard and Moustache Championships will take place in Berlin, the capital of Germany, on October 1, 2005.

Life Lesson

Want to know what your name loks like in ancient hieroglyphic?

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Join us in the attempt to drive Planet Earth into a new orbit, by letting millions of people jump!

Remember the date, World Jump Day!

Too Much Time

The ultimate too much time:

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The Test

How Jedi are you?

I am this


how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

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Everyone has those days where words won't begin to describe how you feel. Why not help your words do exactly what they want? What better way to let your boss know your true feelings than by resigning with the help of Lizzie Borden ? How else would you confess ardent feelings of corporate takeover than through the script of Jesse James? And everyone will know you mean business when Jack the Ripper writes your cover letters.

KillerFonts offers you all that and more. Not only can you enlist the most notorious psychopaths to your aid, but also the weighty words of Important People. Who could ignore a speech written by Abraham Lincoln, a poem by Edgar Allan Poe, or orders by Genghis Khan?

All Killer Fontsª are available in TrueType or PostScript, for Mac or PC, are 100% post-consumer content, and were never tested on animals.

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I worked in the PR department of an area hospital (St. xxxxxxMedical Center, xxxxx, KY). Part of my written, stated job description was reading local newspapers and clipping health-related news articles. This was fine with my immediate supervisor. However, our rboss fired me for reading the papers. I still don't know how to identify appropriate articles without reading. It was the first time literacy was a hindrance to my job sercurity.

Read other stupid stories of people being fired from jobs.

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Stupidity Doesn't Have a Limit

This 1883 book is without question the worst phrasebook ever written. The writer, Pedro Carolino, who was Portuguese, did not particularly speak English, nor did he have a Portuguese-English dictionary available. Instead, he worked with a French-English phrasebook and a Portuguese-French dictionary. The results, I'm sure you'll agree, are staggering.

This text is that of a book of excerpts compiled a few years after the book was first published. Anything that looks like an error is, in fact, the way it actually appears in the book. I've transcribed the complete text of that book; I do not, unfortunately, have a copy of the original. I'm sure you'll notice bits that look like typos. They're not; that's all part of the fun.

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