Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Too Much Time

Make your own google style name

Too Much Time`

Bumvertising™, or the use of sign holding vagrants to advertise, is a development of's most recent advertising campaign. Homeless men are able to provide a valuable and tangible service to a company, while receiving an additional revenue stream in combination with their normal donations from begging.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Life Lesson

40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

Thursday, August 11, 2005


Mobile Phone Throwing World Championships

The organizer provides official WC mobile phones that are used in Mobile Phone Throwing World Championships. There are all kinds of brands and models to choose from. Every contestant can choose the best fitting phone for him/her. During the throw the competitor must stay within the throwing area. If the thrower steps over the area, the throw will be disqualified. The phone must land within the marked throwing sector. The official jury of the competition will accept or disqualify the throw. The jury’s decisions cannot be protested.


Introvertster is an online community that prevents stupid people and friends from harrassing you online.

You can use Introvertster to:
Avoid invites to chat, filter out annoying invitations for Meetup, birthday parties, or after-hours get togethers.
Packet flood a friends Internet connection making it impossible for them to send you an instant message.
Help your friends get a clue that you really don't like people or care for idle chit-chat.

Create your own barrier to protect yourself against interaction with people. It's easy and fun!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Stupidity Doesn't Have a Limit

The ultimate answer to the ultimate computer-related question.

Too Much Time`

Admit it. As you were looking up a number in the phone book, a funny listing caught your eye. You chuckled at the poor guy whose name is also a curse word. Then you thought, "If I had nothing better to do, what other funny names could I find in the phone book?"

That's where the Funny Name Server comes in. We've done all the work for you already!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Stupidity Doesn't Have a Limit

You have the impression that the disasters of the world do not touch you anymore? You feel vaguely sorry for other people's misfortunes but you don't feel the inner urge which used to make you help your neighbour ? WiFi-SM is the solution!

WiFi-SM is an Internet connected wireless device that you can fix on any part of your body. It automatically detects the information from approximately 4,500 news sources worldwide updated continuously and analyses them looking for specific keywords such as death, kill, murder, torture, rape, war, virus etc.. Each time the text of the news contains one of these keywords, your WiFi-SM device is activated through the Wi-Fi network and provides you with an electric impulse. This impulse is calibrated so that you can feel a certain amount of pain, but is completely safe.

The Test

Which Michael Jackson are you? King of Pop, Smooth Criminal, or the Wacko Jacko?

Picture of the Day

Batman is against the feminist movement.

More like that here.

Life Lesson

Dear Mr Breakfast,
How do you boil an egg?
Julie B.

Everything you want to know about boiling an egg!

Stupidity Doesn't Have a Limit

These are calls from people without a clue in their heads. They call tech support lines and refuse to get off until the tech support staff members on the other end have lost all remnants of their sanity. The callers invariably exhibit both incompetence and belligerence, either of which is fully capable of driving even the strongest to the height of frustration or the brink of frenzied hysteria. The content of these calls is a conglomeration of computer stupidities of every variety, glued together with so thick a haze of idiocy, it will cause instant and complete gray hair to anyone remotely associated. Be forewarned.

* Tech Support: "Ok sir, we'll do a file search to find it. Can you please click on Start, then Find, then--"
* Customer: "Don't talk down to me like that! I'm not an idiot -- I know what I'm doing!"
* Tech Support: "Ok sir, please Start, then Find to do a file search."
* Customer: "How do I do that?"

Life Lesson


Way Too Much Time

A guy has nothing better to do than listen to other people's conversation and make a website to record them all.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Life Lesson

But before we continue to bash Hummer owners, let's look at more images. Our second set of pictures shows us a Hummer with its blueprint I made in Microshaft Paint in little over 3 minutes. I seriously doubt that the Hummer's numerous engineers, scienticians, statisticians, and mathemagicians came up with anything better. Notice the uncanny resemblance to the nicknamed "communism on wheels":

Thursday, August 04, 2005


aside from the counters on the top of the screen and a distorted perspective it was ok- not high quality but watchable. the captions were a hilarious surprise- a direct english translation of the chinese interpretation of what the script was saying.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Too Much Time

Things I've pushed through toasts. Yes, that's right. Things I've pushed through toasts.

Too Much Time

The digit 1 has been called "The loneliest number," yet many organizations, including sports teams, companies and countries take pride in calling themselves "Number 1." This page, part of The Digits Project, is dedicated to the investigation, analysis, and discussion of the paradoxical digit 1.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Too Much Time

I realized what this world needed was a web page devoted to pictures of celebrities playing table tennis. And here it is!


Kinda like Wikipedia, but the whole information contained is wrong, false, misguided, whatever.
The Uncyclopedia.

Too Much Time

Do they forget they had a bike? Most of the bikes pictured here are pretty cheap bikes. Some of the bikes appear to have been abandoned long ago.

A gallery of abandoned bikes.

The List

Top 10 - Worst sport team nicknames

5 - New York Knicks (basketball)
Knicks is an abbreviation of knickerbockers. That's right underwear. The New York Undies if you want. The name traces back to the Dutch settlers who arrived in New York in the 1600s. The style of pants they wore were rolled up just below the knee. Great historical affiliation but not very intimidating.

The Test

Every office has at least one jerk, pest or loudmouth who drives the rest of the workers crazy.
Could it be you? Take this quiz to find out how annoying you might be.

This is so me:
20. Your dialogue with others often end with the other person shouting, "You are so annoying!"

In fact, all of them are so me.