Thursday, July 07, 2005

Life Lesson

Everything you want to know about the SHIFT key in your keyboard.

My religion prohibits the use of shift keys. how can i type capital letters and punctuation?

Discuss alternatives to the shift key with your spiritual advisor. Perhaps your deity would not be angered by repeated use of the Caps Lock key, or maybe you can retain a consultant to depress the shift for you. You might also consider replacing punctuation marks that require the use of shift keys with lower case expressions; replace ? with "huh" and ! with "zowie".

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