Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Life Lesson

Who, Me? You let it out as silently as possible and nobody hears it. You discreetly take deep sniffs and smell nothing. You think you got away with it. But 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everybody starts to cough and splutter. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent.

What is that, you ask? Well, it is just one of the type of farts that I think you should know.

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