Too Little Time

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The Godfather
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola
1972
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Marlon Brando
Those who cross the family must be punished. (almost dies) (dies)

Al Pacino
I'll run the family business straight now, after I kill all these people.

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